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If you know the product key for the item you're looking for, dial it now, followed by the pound sign. Otherwise, press 1 for our phone catalogue.

Welcome to the PriceLine phone catalogue. I'm going to read off a few options. When you hear the option you're looking for, press the corresponding number.

To hear prices for [Homes and Apartments] in your area, press [1].
To hear prices for [Automobiles] in your area, press [2].
To hear prices for [Clothing and Accessories] in your area, press [3].
To hear prices for [Wines, Spirits, and Marijuana] in your area, press [4].
To hear prices for [Home Security Products] in your area, press [5].
To speak to an operator, press [0].

You've chosen [Homes and Apartments].

I'll read off some prices. When you hear the product you're interested in, press the corresponding number, and you'll be transferred to one of our very own PriceLine [real estate agents].

Government subsidized houses and apartments in Anaheim are currently priced at [$50] per week. Buying this product would net you [1] PriceLine [Cred] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [1] now.

Apartments in Anaheim, Santa Ana, and Westminster are currently priced at [$70] per week. Buying this product would net you [5] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [.5] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [2] now.

Apartments in Costa Mesa and Orange are currently priced at [$100] per week. Buying this product would net you [15] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [1] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [3] now.

Homes in Anaheim and Westminster are currently priced at [$115] per week. Buying this product would net you [25] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [4] now.

Condominium homes in Costa Mesa and Anaheim Hills are currently priced at [$120] per week. Buying this product would net you [25] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [1.5] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [5] now.

Fancy Homes in Anaheim and Westminster are currently priced at [$175] per week. Buying this product would net you [30] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [6] now.

Fancy Apartments in Anaheim and Costa Mesa are currently priced at [$200] per week. Buying this product would net you [35] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [7] now.

Fancy Homes in Anaheim Hills and Irvine are currently priced at [$250] per week. Buying this product would net you [45] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [3] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [8] now.

Fancy Apartments in Irvine and Penthouses in Anaheim are currently priced at [$300] per week. Buying this product would net you [50] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [3] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [9] now.

McMansions in Anaheim Hills and Irvine and Penthouses in Irvine are currently priced at [$400] per week. Buying this product would net you [65] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [4] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [0] now.

Hey folks, Cal Worthington here - how would you like to drive home today in a brand new Ford truck at half price or less? Let me tell you a secret, friend, you won't find a better deal anywhere else, because our Ford trucks are legally used, registered and driven less than 100 feet, I swear, but legally, according to PS federal law, that's a used car - that means you pay no import tariff.

How about a Sonoma convertible fresh from the factory? Or a Nara Khan Sport? I tell you, whether you're heading up to Big Bear or Vegas or anywhere in between you won't have a better car to do it in, folks, I've done it myself countless times.

Remember! The name's Worthington Ford, but I got the best deals on just any make or model this side of the Rockies.