Molotov

Delegates to the United Nations,

If there is one fact that the members of this body can agree upon, it is that humanity is at a crossroads. Extraterrestrial forces and their Posadist servants have imposed a nigh-total blackout over several South American nations, threaten to bring West Africa into their insane campaign of conquest, and have overturned the existing order in one of Europe's grandest cities, Paris. Fortunately, it appears that the majority of the international community, despite their differences in ideology and tactics, is at least cognizant of the need for unity. There is, of course, one major exception.

The world is familiar, by now, of the crimes against the Arab world perpetuated by the internationally-financed organization of Zionists known as the State of Israel. For nearly twenty years (and further back, if one wishes to consider the British-sanctioned settlement of Arab land before the creation of a Zionist occupation force), the international community has lodged protests and taken action against the atrocities committed against the Palestinian people, despite significant opposition from the great powers. And now, in the wake of humanity's greatest threat, when the dust has barely settled over their aggressive invasion of several neighboring countries, they have shown that they care as little for the lives of Palestinians as they do for the spirit of cooperation that the vast majority of the world has adopted.

And so I say to you, the international community, that if the plight of the Palestinian people does not move the jaded hearts of the powers that guide this assembly, let the plight of the world suffice. Rather than adopt the attitude of unity that even the Palestine Liberation Organization -a force that is struggling for their very lives, let alone the land that was stolen from them by Zionist settlers- has obliged to undertake, they have shut themselves in, providing zero assistance to the nations under threat from the alien-Posadist invasion. Instead, they have invaded Jordanian soil, destroying a United Nations camp in the process, and adopted a policy of apartheid-like rule over those Palestinians living in the illegally occupied territories.

In an era where the forces of communism and supporters of Western democracy band together, where Christian, Muslim, and atheist stand side by side in defense of our shared humanity, this is tantamount to a declaration of war on the entire world. The United Nations, perhaps our sole hope for camaraderie in this dark time, has been attacked by the ruthless, deceitful forces of Zionism. And those who have not acted until this point are to blame. You must now come together in action against those who would divide us, for in the eyes of the extraterrestrials, you are all Palestinians.

Saudi Arabia, therefore, submits the following.

The General Assembly

Upholding the spirit of previous General Assembly and Security Council resolutions that state that peace requires Israeli withdrawal from occupied Palestinian territories, as well as the present 'Jarring Mission'.

Recognizing that in the face of extraterrestrial invasion and the global rise in 'Posadist' terrorism, international cooperation in all conflicts is not only desirable, but necessary for the defense of the established world order.

Affirming that the State of Israel has committed multiple violations of the 1949 Armistice.

Rejecting Israeli claims to territories occupied since June 1967 as illegal under international law.

Acknowledging that under the Khartoum Resolution, the Arab League has made steps towards cooperation with the international community via an end to the 1967 oil embargo and the acknowledgement of third-party talks, only to be rebuffed.

Further upholding that the Palestinian people, even in times of war and occupation, are entitled to the basic rights and dignities established in the United Nations Charter.

1. Condemns the aggression of the State of Israel in both the June 1967 conflict and against Palestinian refugee camps in Jordan,

2. Demands that the Israel Defense Forces withdraw from the Golan Heights, West Bank, Gaza Strip, and Sinai Peninsula,

3. Calls upon Israel to provide the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East with a sum of [50 credits] for the rebuilding of facilities damaged or destroyed by the Israel Defense Forces,

4. Establishes the withdrawal of Israeli forces as a requirement for discussions under the Jarring Mission undertaken by the United Nations.

5. Recommends that the Jarring Mission adjust its present aims to the establishment of a temporary ceasefire between Arab states and Israel, in order to react appropriately to the threat of extraterrestrial invasion.

6. Requests that sanctions and economic boycott be imposed by the nations of the General Assembly should the State of Israel fail to comply.

Saudi Arabia, naturally, votes yes.

After careful consideration and consultation with our foreign ministry, the French government votes Yes. As we have stated elsewhere, this crisis should not be used as an excuse for further oppression in the name of security and we urge the Israeli government to comply with this resolution.

Alhamdulillah, we applaud the French government for its courage. Let all nations take note of their actions, and know that even a nation with a complicated history with the Arab world is capable of change, reason, and humanity.

The UK will abstain from this vote for now, we hold the right to change it at any time but we think our interests and past history with these people would cloud our judgment

China abstains.

Huojin wrote: ↑18:47:11 Wednesday, 09 August, 2017China abstains.

"We are ready to help the Arab nations to regain Palestine. Whenever you are ready, say the word."

These words were uttered by Comrade Zhou Enlai not four years ago. It is impressive what a "nation", given a taste of power, is capable of forgetting.

Pakistan votes For this resolution, and exhorts nations who have made such a show of striving for unity in the face of extraterrestrial threats to show the same concern for the rule of international law among our own nations.

Have the Israelis forgotten that just 30 years ago they suffered the same discrimination at the hands of the Nazis that they now inflict upon the Palestinian people? We vote Yes

This, forgive my bluntness, preposterous. I sincerely hope the gentlemen of the United Nations recognize this.

We will not stoop as low as to discuss the finer details of this proposal, as it would denigrate us all, but know this: The Jewish people has, for two thousand years, been hunted and persecuted. And in this time of crisis, in this greatest crisis of all, who can blame us for wanting to defend our children, both from the Extraterrestrials, and from those hostile Arab states which would use any excuse to hurl us into another Shoah? Across the world, men and women of every nation are taking measures no more desperate than ours, to protect their own. We will continue to do so, while of course taking into account the humanitarian situation. Israel must survive.

Operation Inferno and Operation Asuta were undertaken to eliminate terrorist forces both planning and carrying out attacks on Israeli civilians. We had no choice but to launch a preemptive strike. Think of the Parisian Heavenly Republic, where the Flying Saucer is now God. Would not President de Gaulle, with all due respect, have been better off was the May Revolt put down before it blossomed into a revolution? We regret nothing.

The PLO have taken to the use of suicide bombers, now. They are a danger not only to the stability of the Middle East, but via inspiration to the entire world. Where are the condemnations? How long before Posadist revolutionaries charge Mecca itself, strapped with Xenomechanical explosives? If this motion is passed, it legitimizes the behaviour of the PLO. We ask His Majesty the King of Saudi Arabia to consider that possibility.

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Separately, I wish to address two nations.

To China: China - we ask that you remember who your friends are, and reconsider your vote. Is it the Saudi Arabians, whose King visited Taipei only weeks ago, and who stood as the sole true barrier against your entry into the United Nations? Or the Israelis, who you supported during the 1955 Asian-African Conference, who you have been pursuing trade with, who were the first nation in all of the Middle East to recognize your legitimacy over the Nationalist regime in Taiwan?

To Romania: The entire Jewish people mourns the loss of your friendship. You, fairest country of Eastern Europe, one of the first outside of the West to recognize our State back in 1948, the only country of the East Bloc not to unjustly break off relations after the Six-Day War, you whose leader Nicolae Ceaușescu has tried to be a mediator between us and the Arabs --- you now do this? You actually compare the arrests of terrorists, and the imposition of minor regulations intended to prevent further terrorism, to the horrors of the Holocaust, all while Poland - to which you are tied via the Warsaw Pact - has spent the past six months murdering and purging Jews? Very sad.


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We do, by the way, vote against this motion.

The Soviet Union has always been a friend to the Arab People. We believe in a peaceful resolution to the Arab-Israeli conflict and that peaceful solution must involved the creation of a Palestinian state. Israel has yet to take any steps to move in that direction. Therefore the Soviet Union votes yes.

the UK will vote FOR this

Saudi Arabia is dismayed, if not entirely surprised, that the British -once friends of the Arab world- would vote against a resolution that punishes those who would divide humanity in its darkest hour. Rest assured that a 'No' vote will not be forgotten by the Palestinian people and their allies.

As an aside, this is a General Assembly resolution, and cannot be vetoed.

We as the UK will change our Vote to NO in the respect that it would be much better to make peace before trying to make an agreement instead of punishing them AND then trying to force them into an agreement

we will even go as far as to use our VETO power IF Israel is willing to work with the UNSC to come to a land agreement with in 4 years [an agreement, more time will be given if it is needed to be put into place], this we feel is the best for all sides, Israel is not punished and the Muslim world gets there end with a new state for there people.

[note we will only use our veto power if Israel agrees to work with the UNSC, also on an occ note I do believe I'm using my veto power correctly]

The idea of appeasing both sides, when one uses an alien invasion to break international agreements -the very agreements the United Kingdom has endorsed in years past- and commit atrocity upon atrocity against the Palestinian people is patently ludicrous. Nonetheless, we call upon our allies or the West to ignore the madness of the British representative and follow the courageous lead of France. Saudi Arabia stands with our true friends, and it is becoming more apparent who those are.

Doctor of Oblivion wrote: ↑15:34:12 Sunday, 13 August, 2017 The Soviet Union has always been a friend to the Arab People. We believe in a peaceful resolution to the Arab-Israeli conflict and that peaceful solution must involved the creation of a Palestinian state. Israel has yet to take any steps to move in that direction. Therefore the Soviet Union votes yes.

When will you stop the Polish pogroms, "comrade"?

LordMoose wrote: ↑16:24:55 Sunday, 13 August, 2017 We as the UK will change our Vote to NO in the respect that it would be much better to make peace before trying to make an agreement instead of punishing them AND then trying to force them into an agreement

we will even go as far as to use our VETO power IF Israel is willing to work with the UNSC to come to a land agreement with in 4 years [an agreement, more time will be given if it is needed to be put into place], this we feel is the best for all sides, Israel is not punished and the Muslim world gets there end with a new state for there people.

[note we will only use our veto power if Israel agrees to work with the UNSC, also on an occ note I do believe I'm using my veto power correctly]

Although a UNGA resolution cannot be vetoed, the entirety of both the people of Israel, the Jewish diaspora, and the religion of Judaism itself thanks you. The British, who gave us back our homeland, will always be welcomed in Israel.