
Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! Before taking care of any pending diplomatic matter at hand, let us spend many minutes in solemn contemplation of our great leader...

KIM-IL-SUNG
President of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, Deputy to the Supreme People's Assembly, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, Protector of the Korean People and all their liberties
May he live Ten Thousand Years!
The daily affairs of diplomatic matter may now resume