Ministry of Foreign Affairs, France

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[Gesar]

Syrian Arab Republic

With regret, the Syrian Arab Republic wishes to announce that we will be closing our embassy in Paris due to concerns over the stunning and frankly horrific reversals of French policy as of late. All implied diplomatic functions of the embassy will now be made via our Lebanese friends and Syrian citizens are officially advised against travel and commerce with the French Republic until such a time as France ceases the export of military and economic aid used to oppress the free and noble Palestinian people.

We call upon all true friends of the Arab renaissance to follow suit.

[Smyg]

Syrian Arab Republic

With regret, the Syrian Arab Republic wishes to announce that we will be closing our embassy in Paris due to concerns over the stunning and frankly horrific reversals of French policy as of late. All implied diplomatic functions of the embassy will now be made via our Lebanese friends and Syrian citizens are officially advised against travel and commerce with the French Republic until such a time as France ceases the export of military and economic aid used to oppress the free and noble Palestinian people.

We call upon all true friends of the Arab renaissance to follow suit.

Libyan Arab Republic

For the sake of Arab unity, we will do the same. We shall delegate the same functions to the Lebanese Republic, if they would be so inclined to help us.

We condemn the mercenary attitude of the French, and hope this saddening blow to Franco-Arab relations will not be the first step towards a renewal of French imperialism in Africa.

[Flaming Bolshevik]

To the Esteemed French,

Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention 


Article I: Never under any circumstances to acquire or retain biological weapons.

Article II: To destroy or divert to peaceful purposes biological weapons and associated resources prior to joining.

Article III: Not to transfer, or in any way assist, encourage or induce anyone else to acquire or retain biological weapons.

Article IV: To take any national measures necessary to implement the provisions of the BWC domestically.

Article V: To consult bilaterally and multilaterally to solve any problems with the implementation of the BWC.

Article VI: To request the UN Security Council to investigate alleged breaches of the BWC and to comply with its subsequent decisions.

Article VII: To assist States which have been exposed to a danger as a result of a violation of the BWC.

Article VII: To do all of the above in a way that encourages the peaceful uses of biological science and technology.

We encourage France to sign and ratify this treaty for the sake of ensuring that such terrible weapons are eliminated from the face of the earth and to prevent them from being used by states seeking to engage in warfare and ethnic cleansing.