
United States Ambassador to the United Nations
Gentlemen of the United Nations,
People of Earth,
There is no more time to waste. With the Global Emergency Ceasefire now going into effect and the Planet Earth Peace Process underway, it is time for this chamber to do its job and vote to send a Peacekeeping force into Bolivia to salvage the situation, stop the Alien invasion and give an unquestionable international backing to the legitimate government of said country. Each member nation should send as many troops as they are capable of, but truly this is no time for pettiness and we will surely see many examples of bravery and Human generosity.
Please, in the name of all that is holy. Vote Yes.