Borba

[CarpeVerpa]

The official newspaper of the League of Communists of Yugoslavia, and the voice of a nation.

[CarpeVerpa]

ALIENS ARRIVE IN BUENOS AIRES: WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR EARTH?

Shocking news has come to light recently- news which not simply changes how we as humans must view ourselves and the universe, but may soon change our very way of life.

Details on the incident have been scant thus far. We do know that, on November 2nd, a massive craft arrived in Buenos Aires, which is now believed to be the vessel of an extraterrestrial race.

Confirmation of this seemingly came to President Tito, as well as all other world leaders, not long after, in the form of direct communication. When asked for explanation on what form this took, President Tito was unable to elaborate fully. He has, however, offered the following message for the people of Yugoslavia.

"For the moment, these visitors seem to come in peace, and do not mean any harm to the gentle people of Yugoslavia. That does not mean we should be complacent, however. A new Cold War, it seems, has come to fruition- one between these visitors and humanity as a whole. Like the conflict between the United States and the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia must remain alert and prepared to protect itself, for the great people of the nation. Remain vigilant and careful, for we know not what may come. But rest assured, we shall continue, as we always have, to act in caution and with the best interests of you, the people, in mind. Come what may of this development, the great state we have established shall endure."

President Tito has also alluded to his desire to mediate a peaceful resolution to the current conflict between the USA and USSR in the interest of coordinating a united front of humanity. We here at Borba wish the Marshal the best of luck in his efforts.

Rest assured that, as more developments come to light, we shall document and report on them for your benefit.